want to burn 1000s of calories fast???
- try to put your bed sheets on your bed
when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email
So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"
This morning in Farringdon, London
‘wow this is so unhealthy’ i say in my head as i continue to eat
why is one girl missing an eye tho
shes keepin an eye out for selener